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Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

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Molten Breakfast
comment 4 Written by on October 6, 2008 – 7:54 am

ragnar-osExecutus: Behold, Ragnar-O’s, cereal that makes you mighty when eaten while the day is young.  Bow mortals, Bow before your breakfast!

Ragnar-Os: TWO SPOONS!  THERE ARE TWO SPOONS, EXECUTUS.  What is the meaning of this breech in my routine.

Executus: These mortal infidels, my lord!  They have invaded your kitchen, and want to eat epic breakfast!

Ragnar-Os: FOOL!  You allowed these insects to run rampant through the Hallowed Pantry, and now you lead them to my very table!  You have failed me, Executus.  Breakfast shall be had, indeed.

<Ragnaros fries Executus, chops him up into tiny bits, and adds him to an omelette – in a teeny tiny frying pan.  Part of a complete and nutritious breakfast!>

Ragnar-Os: Now for you, insects.  Boldly you seek the power of Ragnar-Os.  Now you shall eat them firsthand!  By fiber, be purged!

Sometimes you get the Monday, and sometimes the Monday gets you.  Thanks to Dalbarr and Duerma for a few comments that sparked this moment of ridiculous.

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4 Responses to “Molten Breakfast”

  1. Alas, poor Raganar-Os. He used to be a big deal, and now he’s just a cereal killer.

  2. The whole “Two scoops!” thing is an old, old, old gag, going back from shortly after the introduction of the Core to end-game raiding. New twist on an old theme? Hilarious either way!

    And I had a blast raiding with TRI this past weekend! The Core’s always been one of my favorite instances and being able to go back is always a pleasure. Plus I’m still hoping to get an Eye of Divinity on at least one of my six 60+ priests! Let me know if you guys ever need priestly or huntery goodness!

  3. Oh definitely – we used to joke about By Fiber Be Purged back when downing Ragnaros was a real feat. But it’s still fun to go back through for kicks and giggles.

    I’m there to get Angoleth the last piece of Giantstalkers (gloves) that she never got, and to get an Eye of Divinity for Annalira. I discovered the other evening that I had kept my farmed-up Eye of Shadow all these many moons too.

    By Anna on Oct 6, 2008 | Reply
  4. Yeah, the TRI was was definitely awesome. Look for me to go again! :D

    This time I’ll have Shadow Word:Death. ;)

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