Dear Anna and Siha:
What the nine hells were you thinking giving Aelflaed this idea that she can collect enough herbs for Annylais and her future fiddling with this Inscription business? Do you have no care for those of us that have to carry that silly Paladin – and all her armor – from here to the far side of the Nether? Since you both posted those guides for finding and stashing all those herbs, we’ve not had a minute’s rest.
Every day this week she’s had us running somewhere else – full speed over to that funny looking plant, screeching halt, she digs it up, shoves it in one of our packs, and then we’re off at full speed again. Yesterday she spent HOURS tearing around Felwood and Azshara, only to give up there and go to Hellfire. Do you have any idea how heavy 250 Dreamfoil and Mountain Silversage plants are?
And then, just when we show up at an inn and think it might be over, and we’ll get to go have a snack and a rest, she mails them all off to someone else and heads right back out again. We’re so tired, we’re not even getting to roll around in the grass after she takes our saddles off in the evenings! We just go straight to bed.
It’s just not fair, and you two obviously had no thought for those of us that have to carry all these adventurers around on your wild goose chases… er… wild plant chases.
So next time you get some crazy idea to show people where to find all these insane herbs – or anything else for that matter – remember us, their noble steeds, and how much we suffer for it. And… uh… tell them to give us extra treats! Maeri likes carrots, apples, and beer; Leoghan prefers warp burgers.
Maeri and Leoghan
The letter closes with black ink imprints of a huge horseshoe and a heavily taloned claw.
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