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She was barely fifty years old* when she took her first – a contract handed out in Everlook, though how she’d ended up in that godsforsaken ice-sheet she couldn’t be sure. It was a simple thing to kill the woman listed on the paper she had signed. Anryl had no idea what Telwae Lightsorrow had […]

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Hogger’s Noggenfogger?
comment 5 Written by on March 31, 2008 – 7:23 am


potion If a Gnoll in search of augur found a skull inside his lager,
…would it be Hogger’s Noggenfogger?

If Hogger had a boggan set atop his hairy noggin, as he augured in his lager called the Hogger Noggenfogger,
… would it be a boggan-noggined Hogger augur-lager Noggenfogger?

If Hogger were a logger with a taste for Noggenfogger, with a boggan on his noggin as he rode on his toboggan seeking augurs in his lager down in Booty Bay with Sprogger,
…would it be…
…a toboggan-Sproggerin’ boggan-noggined logger-Hogger Noggenfogger lager augur?

If Hogger were hot-doggin’ on his logger’s log toboggan,
Smokin’ a cigar he found in Ogre Ogg’s log cabin,
While Sprogger hogged the Noggenfogger lager with the augur,
And the boggan leapfrogged back and forth ‘twixt Hogg’s and Sprogger’s noggins,
It would be…
The Sprogger-hogged leapfrogger-boggan-noggin’d cigar-smogger logger-‘bogganin’ hotdog Hogger’s augur-lager Noggenfogger!

*many thanks to Vangelis for transcribing (and creating) this!

**I dare you to read this out loud, five times, quickly!

***Though I thought about posting something serious, I realized that having two grumpy posts back to back would make me even more grumpy. Frivolity it is!

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5 Responses to “Hogger’s Noggenfogger?”

  1. …lawl. I’ll come back and read it out loud when my roommate’s not asleep.

  2. Oh… my…

    ::backing away slowly:: Um.. soooo, thought about switching to decaff? Just a thought!


  3. I thought the tagline made this clear, but I didn’t actually *write* this. My friend Vangelis did, and a few other guildmates from the time.

    And no, as far as I can tell, he’s not switched to decaf recently…

    By Anna on Mar 31, 2008 | Reply
  4. *backs away slowly* 😉

  5. Roflroflrofl

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