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Druid got Back
comment 15 Written by on June 6, 2008 – 8:11 am

Original Lyrics by Sir-Mix-A-Lot
(Yes, I went there)

I like bear butts and I can fly
You other classes can’t deny
When a druid walks in with a giant innervate
And a moonfire in your face
You get loot

Druidbear

Let me pull up front
‘Cause you know my butt can tank
Deep in these AOE pulls
You’re hooked and you can’t stop healin’
Oh baby just let me take hits now
And do some shiftin’
Your warriors tried to warn you
But with this butt I got
Me so fuzzy!
Ooh, I revel in all that aggro
You say you want me to pull
Just heal me, heal me
‘cuz this ain’t your average trash

I’ve seen pally prancin’
Hell with stance dancin’
We got growl, maul, watch that mangle.

I’m tired of all those raids
Sayin’ plate butt’s the only thing
Take the average priest and ask him that
Gotta pack that druid so…

Healers (yeah) Healers (yeah)
Has your main tank got the butt (hell yeah!)
Well tank it, tank it, tank it, tank it,
Tank that fuzzy butt
Druid got back.

Moonkin

I like ‘em round and big
‘Cause moonfire’s my gig
I just can’t help myself
Sending in the trees
Now here’s my starfire.

I wanna take you down
Nuke, double nuke nuke
I ain’t talkin’ bout Fireball
Cause mages and ‘locks go squish like toys
I want’em tough and feathered
So find that starfire button
Don’t need no mutton
Blasting through the bosses
So I’m lookin at the webstats
Watchin’ these hunters shootin’ my foes
You can have them kitties
I’ll keep my horns and feathers
Word to the boomkin sistas
I wanna go wit’ ya
Won’t pull no aggros
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna boom
Till the break of dawn
I got it goin’ on
A lot of folks won’t like my song
Cause they like to make me heal it
But I’d rather stay and boom
Cause I’m big and feathered
And I’m down to get the damage on.

So mages (yeah) warlocks (yeah)
Wanna roll out with a moonkin (yeah)
Then turn around
And shake it out
Even shamans got to shout
Druid got back.

DruidTreeofLife

Yeah baby
When it comes to heals
Holy’s got nothing to do with my selection
Lifebloom, Rejuv, Swiftmend
Keepin’ that tank topped off

So your tank he wants a healer
Askin’ priests and totem dealers
But they ain’t got the wrath of nature –
My tank he don’t want none unless you’ve got leaves hun
You can do rejuv or barkskin
But please don’t drop that bloom
Some raiders wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the tree needs to go
Don’t toss it and leave it
You’ll wanna pick up and retrieve it
So raiders say you’re slow
Well, nothing wrong with that
‘Cause your heals are large and the bloom is ‘tickin
Tanks swear by stickin
You in that group with them.

Druidcat

You ain’t it with that backstab
Give me some claws, I can’t resist ‘em
Faerie fire and shred don’t miss ‘em
Some knuckle-head tried to diss
‘Cause his rogue was on the list
Could’a had a cat but he chose against
We pulled up quick to take ‘em
So druids if the butt has fur
And you wanna raid and go real far
Dial 1-900 pounce-a-lot and claw them roguey types

Druid got back.

*Softi, from A Little WoW for Me gets credit for the kernel of an idea for this one – She spouted off the first line, and let me do the rest!

*images from www.wowwiki.com (again with the wanting modelviewer to work!)

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15 Responses to “Druid got Back”

  1. FIRST!

    Now off to make eyes at Bear so he’ll rap it.

    Excellence as always, Anna.

  2. Anna, you are the win!

  3. I love it! XD

    Looking forward to more, =)

  4. *dies laughing*

  5. Holy crap, this is AWESOME.

  6. Way cool….
    nice job.

  7. That’s my Anna! =) All those classes with Langford paid off.

    By Niyati on Jun 6, 2008 | Reply
  8. WOOT Anna that ROCKS!! :D I only wish I could have come up with the rest of it, but my imagination is, well, non-existent! lol

    We totally need to get BBB to rap this haha!

  9. <3 you all!

    @Softi – he’s already agreed to, according to Bellwether!

    By Anna on Jun 6, 2008 | Reply
  10. Simpley teh awesome! Sephiroh will definitely be singing this as she charges in to tank!

  11. That was freaking awesome – can’t wait to actually hear it rapped.

  12. Very nice! Someone definitely needs to make a WoW video of this!

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