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**A note on dates. Dates are pretty important, but we have no idea how Silvermoon reckons time, so I’ve used the WoWWiki Unofficial Timeline dates for most of it. As such, all years are measured with the beginning of the First War as “Year 0” even though that makes fuckall sense for Blood Elves. You […]

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12 Pulls in Northrend
comment 4 Written by on November 22, 2008 – 12:30 am

On the first pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me, a Blue drake evaded in a tree.

On the second pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Two orphaned mammoths and a Blue drake evaded in a tree.

On the third pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Three squawking robots, Two…
On the fourth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Four talking murlocs, Three…
On the fifth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Five Fountain Coins!  Four…
On the sixth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Six rabid wolvar, Five…
On the seventh pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Seven angry Vrykul, Six…
On the eighth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Eight loot crazed hunters, Seven..
On the ninth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Nine creepy spiders, Eight…
On the tenth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Ten Kvaldir pirates, Nine…
On the eleventh pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Eleven ghouls a-grinning, Ten…

<takes a deep breath>

On the twelfth pull in Northrend, this dumb tank brought to me: Twelve Lichking cutscenes, Eleven ghouls a-grinning, Ten Kvaldir pirates, Nine creepy spiders, Eight loot crazed hunters, Seven angry Vrykul, Six rabid Wolvar, FIVE FOUNTAIN COINS! Four talking murlocs, Three squawking robots, Two orphaned mammoths and a Blue drake evaded in a tree.

With special thanks to Dougie, Savvi, and Jolly, who all collaborated on the collective /facepalming of everyone in chat.

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4 Responses to “12 Pulls in Northrend”

  1. LOL Pure win! 🙂

    By Avonar on Nov 22, 2008 | Reply
  2. So this is why I couldn’t log on last night! The LOLZ!

    bricus last blog post..Dear President Elect

    By bricu on Nov 22, 2008 | Reply
  3. Absolutely lol-worthy!

    Frijonas last blog post..Wrath Love

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