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Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

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Gone Resto
comment 7 Written by on June 20, 2008 – 7:30 am

Original Lyrics by Alan Jacksontauren2

She’s been playin’ enhancement in groups
For 10 levels in Outland
Every night she looks at her gear
And it’s all for hunters.
She’s been readin’ about Chain heal and all
The shamans that everybody’s bringin’
Says “I’m a simple girl myself
Grew up out in Mulgore
So she redoes her spec to try her hand
Says this might be her last chance

She’s gone resto, look at that loot
She’s gone resto, back to her roots
She’s gone resto, a new raid group
She’s gone resto, here she comes

troll1 Well the ele scene is dead
But he’s holdin’ out in the battleground
He’s been writin’ posts speakin’ out
Against arena imbalance
He says “Dont’ believe in givin’ in
But a man could get some progression
‘Cause some of that stuff don’t sound
Much different than AOEin’
I hear back there it’s changed, you see
They’re not as single target as they used to be

He’s gone resto, look at that loot
He’s gone resto, back to his roots
He’s gone resto, a new raid group
He’s gone resto, here he comesdraenei1.

Well, she respecs each week
She’s got three sets of gear on her banker
But the bills are pilin’ up
‘Cause the repairs are costin her triple
And she says “Well, I’m a serious DPSer
Schooled in melee and spells
But with the competition these days
This ain’t no place for lightning
Lord it sounds so easy, it shouldn’t take long
Be back with a raidspot in no time at all

She’s gone resto, look at that loot
She’s gone resto, back to her roots
She’s gone resto, a new raid group
She’s gone resto, here she comesorc1

Yeah, he’s gone resto, new kind of spells
He’s gone resto, look at all the tells
He’s gone resto, look at that loot
He’s gone resto, oh back to his roots

They’ve gone resto
They’ve gone resto
Everybody’s gone resto
Yeah, we’ve gone resto
The whole class’s gone resto!

*This week’s silly song brought to you by Rouba, illustrious former enhancement shaman of Totally Raids, Inc.  Now?  Well… I’m sure you can figure it out.  With shoutouts to Teuthida, Jagerbombz, Chain Heal, Flowersz, Witch Doctor, and all the other amazing Resto shamans out there.

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7 Responses to “Gone Resto”

  1. That’s awesome, especially since I can hear it in my head.. lol!!!!

  2. i hate you a little bit

    By Tarq on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
  3. <3

    By Anna on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
  4. Very nice! Now to find someone to sing this and make an mp3…

  5. Okay, I had to look up the song on YouTube, but now I can’t stop giggling. ^_^

  6. Yeah, Had to look it up too. Now I can’t stop laughing.

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