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Bad things are happening in Stormwind – and beyond.

The Hand of Lothar, they call themselves.

Yva Darrows was their first target.

Tirith and Aely were their second and third.

They have since… expanded their reach and escalated their methods …

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Totally Punny Signups
comment 5 Written by on May 3, 2008 – 10:55 pm

So part of being in a non-guild raid corps is being an active member of a forum. Totally Raids, Inc. uses their web forums for all the major raid news, strategies, and a sign up thread every week. Regulars, subs, and absentees are totaled, and everyone is happy because the leaders get to know in advance who is and isn’t going to show.

Since January, however, these sign up threads have been … well, less than boring. It started with bad song and movie puns… and now it’s branching out. And the more creativity the raid leaders throw at the threads, the more creative the responses. This past week, however, took the cake.

I’m not sure we can beat the Spice Girls…

T25 2-14/2-15: We Give Love a Bad Name

  • (Going out in a) Blaze of Glory (Available)
  • Living on a Prayer (Subs)
    • whoa, I’ll be halfway there (only Friday for me)
  • Wanted Dead or Alive (Absent)

T25 3/20-3/21: The Easter Bunny is a Myth

  • That’s right! Ice…man. I am dangerous
    • Too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns. In for both days.
  • You can be my wingman anytime
  • Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong

T25 3/13-3/14: Chicken-Fried Godling.

Silly flaming buzzard, flappin’ ’round like he owns the place. Somebody oughta teach that bird a lesson!

  • Bringing the Barbecue Sauce
    • I’m gonna catch me a biiiiiiiiig chicken!
    • There, with beer. Cause what’s a chicken-fry without it?
    • In with potato salad!
    • There with biscuits!
  • Extra Plates and Napkins
  • So totally missing out:

T25 4/17-4/18: Killer Queen

It’s that time, friends & neighbors – time to bear down and make Lady Vashj, queen of the naga tribes of Outlands, completely frigging dead.

  • Death on Two Legs
    • Fear the snake. Fear the snake. Fear the snake. I’m not afraid of the damn snake.
    • Vashj hasn’t seen my snake yet! We should compare sizes!
    • She drops our hats; I’m as willing as
      Playful as a pussy cat
      –Was temporarily out of action
      Temporarily out of gas
      To absolutely drive Vashj wild, wild~!
      But I’m out to get her!
      She’s a killer queen:
      Shadow words, psychic screams
      Dynamite with a pewpew beam!
      Guaranteed to flay your mind
      Anytime

      Loot, dkp as the price =
      Insatiable an appetite
      Wanna try?
      I wanna try…
    • As long as we don’t have to listen to “We are the Champions” after we kill her.
  • I want to Break Free
  • Don’t Stop Me Now

T25 5/1-5/2: Spice Up Your Life

  • Say You’ll Be There
    • If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…
    • MT and I are giving you everything, all that joy can bring, this we swear.
    • I’m gettin’ with your friends, gonna make it last foreeeeveeeerr!
    • Free your mind of doubt and danger
      Be for real, don’t be a stranger,
      We can achieve it, We can achieve it…
  • Wannabe (a sub)
    • So I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
      So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
      I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
      really really wanna zig a zig aa.
      There for sure on Friday, maybe also Thursday (‘cos it’s a public holiday for us).
  • Stop! (I can’t come!)

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5 Responses to “Totally Punny Signups”

  1. That’s Bon Jovi, random Top Gun references, Queen, and the fucking Spice Girls. There’s also been Blue Oyster Cult, Journey, ABBA, AC/DC, and the initial selection of random 70s rock songs.

    This week is 80s thrashers Overkill, which will be totally meaningless to anyone besides me and Kaidenmar.

    By Tarq on May 4, 2008 | Reply
  2. “She’s a killer queen:
    Shadow words, psychic screams
    Dynamite with a pewpew beam!
    Guaranteed to flay your mind
    Anytime”

    Win!! just…pure WIN!! (so gonna try and fit that in a raid…lol

  3. Just wait for a Manilow thread. I’m going to sneak one in before the rest of them blink.

  4. I love ‘em, especially the Spice Girls one!

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