Written by | Posted June 3, 2016 – 11:21 am First, Finest, Last (Anryl)

She was barely fifty years old* when she took her first – a contract handed out in Everlook, though how she’d ended up in that godsforsaken ice-sheet she couldn’t be sure. It was a simple thing to kill the woman listed on the paper she had signed. Anryl had no idea what Telwae Lightsorrow had […]

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Tidewalker
comment 5 Written by on March 14, 2008 – 11:47 pm

So, is it just me, or is it really hard to look at Morogrim Tidewalker and not immediately think “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!” *

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* So a pirate saunters into a bar and sits down to get himself some rum.  He’s got a hook on one hand, a wooden leg, and a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.  The bartender looks at him curiously and asks “So, what happened to your hand?”  “Arrr,” he says, “go’ bit off by a shark!”  “Ahh,” said the bartender, “and the wooden leg?” “Arr, lost it in a deck fight – out numbered 4 to 1!” “Impressive,” said the bartender, “And the ship’s wheel in your pants?”

“Arrr!” he said, “It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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5 Responses to “Tidewalker”

  1. I don’t get it, but then I is just a simple orc.

  2. I never get these things, I’m the dense one remember? Please tell meh!! 😉

  3. Fixed!

    By Anna on Mar 15, 2008 | Reply
  4. Heh! Heheh!

  5. Glad to have cleared that up!

    By Anna on Mar 16, 2008 | Reply

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