Written by | Posted August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out! It really was a pretty thing, now that she got a good look at it. The polished […]

Schedule Conflicts
comment 9 Written by on September 12, 2010 – 9:21 pm

I’m sure you’ve all noticed the lack of posts around here in the last month.

I’m here to announce that it’ll probably be that way for a little while. I have to figure some things out.

Big, important sorts of things.

Like how my schedule is going to work NOW THAT I HAVE A JOB.

( /kermit-flail YAAAAAAY!)

As many of you know, I’ve been looking for work for a little over a year. That all changed mid-last week, and I started this week at my new job. I’m working full-time at a used bookstore, and I like it (and the people I’m working with) quite a lot. Hooray Books!

However, unlike many bloggers, I don’t have the kind of job where I can blog during down-time at work (in fact, during down-time at work, I clean the bathroom mirror or straighten and dust shelves). That means it’s going to be harder for me to get a regular game schedule, and thus a regular blogging schedule, at least for now.* Hopefully after the first few weeks I’ll be a little more stable with what shifts I’ll be working. I do know that I’ll be working weekends for the foreseeable future, so I’ll have some weekday time off.

I’m still playing, though I’m not sure what my future will hold in terms of raiding (and whether I can consistently get the same nights free every week). It’s kind of a good thing that TRI is done for the expansion (at least for me). I’ve been leveling Annata bit by bit, and have gotten in some great RP with Tarquin and Tiforis. Not sure when I’ll be writing up the ficlets, but they’re there, I promise!

Obviously the new job and keeping up with the real life things I need to do (like cooking and house stuff) are going to take priority. It’s not ideal, and I miss writing, but blogging doesn’t pay the bills! Until things sort out, and I’m more used to how this schedule will work, posts will be random and probably intermittent.

And if you’re ever looking for me, you can find me restocking the romance and paranormal romance paperback sections of my store.**

Many <3’s


*And yes, I really would like to shank that Murphy’s Law person, since Arrens is finally working a normal schedule again only to have mine get turned upside down and sideways.

**As the new hire, I get the easy, mindless jobs that other people aren’t fond of doing. Since that particular section of our paperback department gets picked through and purchased on a regular basis AND sold back to us in staggering amounts, I’m kept quite busy… I just kinda wish I liked reading romance novels.

Operation Gnomeregan
comment 2 Written by on September 7, 2010 – 11:34 am

Is closer to reality as of today.

Annie Mae will see you out there.

To begin the event, go see High Tinker Mekkatorque. :)

Things I have learned in 30+ levels of Rogueing
comment 10 Written by on September 5, 2010 – 11:44 pm

Stealth is Awesome! *sneak sneak sneak*
Corollary: You must actually hit “Stealth” to sneak past things. Even really dumb looking Gnolls. And even then sometimes stuff will roll to disbelieve, and win. Like the entirety of Scarlet Monastery Cathedral…

Vanish is Awesome! *bamf* …except when it’s on cooldown.
Corollary: Vanish is always on cooldown when you accidentally pull 5 murlocs at once.

There’s a good bit of low level Rogue leather, if you’re willing to scout around to find it. Some of it is even black!
Corollary: The rest of it is really, really ugly. And if it’s on the Auction House, it’ll be both really ugly and three times as expensive as everything else.

Interrogator Vishas will Rip the Secrets from your Flesh.
Corollary: He will do so without the use of his Torturing Poker, as he seems to have lost it. Or at least, I can’t find it after I kill him.

There are a good number of easily accessible Rogue talents for leveling.
Corollary: None of them are in the same tree. As such, your spec will look like it was put together by an arithmetically challenged primate.

Being a Rogue is a good bit similar to being a Feral Druid.
Corollary: Except the part with the heals and the removing poisons. Oh, and that poison is too high level for your anti-venom.

Going back through my favorite low level zones is fun, especially with a horse at level 20. It’s even been possible to level primarily in Defias and Syndicate areas (for in-character reasons).
Corollary: The Legend of Stalvan is still a pain in the ass. Oh, and if you level entirely in Eastern Kingdoms zones, getting to Desolace to do one of two Alliance-side Scarlet Monastery quests is a pain in the ass too.

I imagine as I get through the next 30+ levels, I will learn much, much more…


All in all, Roguery is a lot of fun, and Annata is a lot of fun too. It’s been nice to have a project when not working on other things (like getting stuff ready for Cataclysm and going on random 10 man runs for nerd points achievements), and doubly nice when the in-game stuff helps with the ficlets that I’ve been writing!

Do you all have any projects running right now?

On Roleplaying as a Gnome
comment 15 Written by on September 3, 2010 – 9:37 am

Krizzlybear, over at Frost is the New Black, made a post recently about how Gnomes are treated in WoW. It’s loosely referenced to the gender/feminism discussion that’s been circling the WoW blogosphere, but takes a very Azerothian twist. One that, I have to admit, comes very close to my own roleplay.

This is probably going to be a scattered sort of post, so bear with me. There’s a lot to unpack, and not all of it is really easy to explain.

Krizzly’s three points are that, in WoW and according to the official Lore, Gnomes are presented as nerds, asexual children, and avatars/footballs/comic relief. All three of these can make it difficult to roleplay as a Gnome in serious situations, because people are expecting one of the three. Annie Mae and Duugvilder both challenge those conventional ideas, as do several of the Gnomes in The Boomstick Gang (A Gnome/Dwarf RP guild on Feathermoon). It can be difficult to skirt the stereotype lines, especially when you have a character who has quirks and a sense of humor.

Finding the balance between being true to the race and class of the character while still being strong enough to stand alone as a character is hard. Why?

Because stereotypes are easy to roleplay… at first.

It’s easy to roll up a Gnome Warlock, make him super eccentric and crazy, a tinker in his spare time, give him a speech affectation, and show up to RP night for laughs. But that Gnome Warlock will be boring after a few nights. Without a story, a personality, or something that makes the character more than just a stereotype, you’ll eventually get bored. (And other people will get bored too.)

The same can be true for other races, but I rarely see another race whose stereotypes are so pervasive that you can quite literally make an entire character solely based on the race stereotype – evidence that the WoW Lore is pretty consistent about how all Gnomes are a certain way. An inebriated, beer-loving Dwarf is a start, but it doesn’t get you very far… and Dwarves are diverse enough in game that you can really branch out from there (adventurer Dwarves, mining Dwarves, historian Dwarves, hunting Dwarves*). Same goes for a nature loving Tauren – you can’t RP for much more than an evening just being nature loving. You can, however, RP for quite a long time just being a nerdy, tinkering obsessed, eccentric, socially awkward Gnome.

One of Krizzly’s commenters makes the following statement, and I think it’s pretty representative of how Gnomes are viewed in RP environments as a whole. Syl says:

They’re the race I can identify with the least, even though I think they’re a lot fun as NPCs.

What makes Gnomes fun as NPCs is their eccentricity. They’re funny. The Gnome living in the turtle shell in Northern Bloodmyst is funny. The first Gnome NPC you meet as a newly minted Gnome or Dwarf sends you out to find the tools he lost when he got attacked by Trolls. When Hallow’s End comes around, people will get turned into Leper Gnomes.** Even the in-game music associated with Gnomes is comical and lighthearted, and obviously mechanical (Tinkertown, Gnomeregan). The Stormwind, Ironforge, Orgrimmar, Darnassus, Thunder Bluff and even Undercity themes all have elements of heroic or grandiose themes (even when they’re being spooky), and are often warlike and percussive. Even Troll music is known for the drums and really cool, unusual instruments (Zandalar Island, Zul’Aman).***

In a story, it’s easy to toss in a Gnomish NPC – there’s a formula to follow and you can create a humorous character interaction quickly without having to invest much time into actually playing as that character.

However, once you start actually playing Gnomes, you realize there aren’t a lot of actual Gnomish characters to look to for inspiration, and all of the lore centers around their being nerdy, eccentric, comic relief (Wilfred Fizzlebang, Millhouse Manastorm).

Gnomes are relatively new to the Azerothian scene, and they don’t have any historical references like Trolls or Elves, or even Draenei (who have a similar problem with lack of background info). There are no Ancient Gnomish Civilizations – or even current Gnomish civilizations, the Gnomes are a scattered race, living in another city’s capitol. High Tinker Mekkatorque certainly seems to imply that he’s a badass… but we just haven’t seen that yet (Operation Gnomeregan, please!). When you add in the Gnome-punting, silly voices, and Gnomes-as-food jokes, it starts to get kind of discouraging.

So what is an aspiring Gnome roleplayer to do?

The only way to manage, long term, is to branch out.

You create characters that touch lightly on the mold without being so close as to be carbon copies. Duugvilder makes jokes with Tarquin constantly any time Tarquin makes kick, throw, or punt references in casual conversation. Annie Mae isn’t really that fond of tinkering, and she’s distrustful of most magic… but she can take care of her guns, and she’s an excellent blacksmith. The Boomstick Gang Gnomes that I’ve interacted with each have their own take on what it is to be Gnomish, while still having distinct personalities and backgrounds.

Of course, there is the element of size.

Annie Mae is a Gnome Warrior – and she’s about 3 feet 6 inches tall. How does that work? Well, for her, it means she relies on her horse (Nutmeg) a lot, and it also means that she’s pretty acrobatic when she needs to be. She’s small but strong, aware of her own limitations, and not afraid to figure out how to use her size as an advantage. She even makes short jokes about herself – but that’s as much a defense mechanism as anything else.

But a Gnome Rogue could easily be incredibly sneaky. A Gnome Warlock might have a stand off with one of the larger summoned entities that a Human Warlock would have less trouble with.

There are definitely obstacles to Gnomish RP – not least of which is the heavy-handed lore trends that seem to push Gnomish characters into a particular box. And that doesn’t even touch on the general awkwardness that surrounds playing an adult Gnome who has the potential to be in an adult relationship.

It is possible though, with a healthy dose of creativity and a willingness to explore/push the boundaries, and ultimately very rewarding. Annie Mae is one of the best characters I’ve created, and I’m looking forward to some of the new events (Operation Gnomeregan, Please!) to see how she reacts and responds.


*Typing Dwarves that many times in a row makes it not look like a word anymore…
**Of the other costumes, “Human” is the racial default – for pirates, ninjas, and ghosts. Even if you’re a Tauren,  you have a Human Ninja form. The “Cool” costumes are Human. This is largely a “it’s easier to make them this way and just have one form” thing.
***Neither Gnomish nor Trollish thematic music has made it onto any of the WoW soundtracks so far either, BOOOOO.

The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out!

It really …

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