Written by | Posted December 13, 2016 – 5:45 pm Security Clearance

**A note on dates. Dates are pretty important, but we have no idea how Silvermoon reckons time, so I’ve used the WoWWiki Unofficial Timeline dates for most of it. As such, all years are measured with the beginning of the First War as “Year 0” even though that makes fuckall sense for Blood Elves. You […]

Big Bear Butt vs. the AFK
comment Comments Off on Big Bear Butt vs. the AFK Written by on April 3, 2008 – 7:59 am

Bear wins, hands down, IMO.

And TRI folk who are reading this, I’m glad we don’t usually have afk’s *this* bad. Otherwise we might have to do this…

Be a Shamanistic Genius (while you level)!
comment 23 Written by on April 2, 2008 – 9:26 am

Or just make everyone else think you are one!

Ok – so Matticus has challenged me with this post title in his recent bit about finding interesting headlines for your blog. Frankly, I’m a little surprised he didn’t leave the original headline as it was and have me do an RP/cyber spoof.. so I figured I’d just do that part for him. April Fool!

Regardless, I’m happy to oblige with some little shaman “secret” tidbits to make your life as a freshly rolled, soloing shaman a little easier.

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Be an RP-Sex Genius!
comment 13 Written by on April 1, 2008 – 7:33 am

So the monkeys over at World of Matticus have caught on that I happen to play on an RP server. And not only that, I play on *the* RP server – yes, you know it – Feathermoon, home of the infamous Tram Incident. <makes crow noises>

So! I’m here to help you with all your ERP needs – no need to hide those secrets here, because everyone knows that the only reason to play on an RP realm is for the hawt nelf cyber!

ANYway – A few tips here, from your resident Draenei hottie. *wink*

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Hogger’s Noggenfogger?
comment 5 Written by on March 31, 2008 – 7:23 am

hogger

potion If a Gnoll in search of augur found a skull inside his lager,
…would it be Hogger’s Noggenfogger?

And…
If Hogger had a boggan set atop his hairy noggin, as he augured in his lager called the Hogger Noggenfogger,
… would it be a boggan-noggined Hogger augur-lager Noggenfogger?

But…
If Hogger were a logger with a taste for Noggenfogger, with a boggan on his noggin as he rode on his toboggan seeking augurs in his lager down in Booty Bay with Sprogger,
…would it be…
…a toboggan-Sproggerin’ boggan-noggined logger-Hogger Noggenfogger lager augur?

If Hogger were hot-doggin’ on his logger’s log toboggan,
Smokin’ a cigar he found in Ogre Ogg’s log cabin,
While Sprogger hogged the Noggenfogger lager with the augur,
And the boggan leapfrogged back and forth ‘twixt Hogg’s and Sprogger’s noggins,
It would be…
The Sprogger-hogged leapfrogger-boggan-noggin’d cigar-smogger logger-‘bogganin’ hotdog Hogger’s augur-lager Noggenfogger!

*many thanks to Vangelis for transcribing (and creating) this!

**I dare you to read this out loud, five times, quickly!

***Though I thought about posting something serious, I realized that having two grumpy posts back to back would make me even more grumpy. Frivolity it is!

Security Clearance

December 13, 2016 – 5:45 pm

**A note on dates. Dates are pretty important, but we have no idea how Silvermoon reckons time, so I’ve used the WoWWiki Unofficial Timeline dates for most of it. As such, all years are measured with the beginning of the

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