Written by | Posted October 24, 2014 – 12:01 pm Elevation

Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

Hogger’s Noggenfogger?
comment 5 Written by on March 31, 2008 – 7:23 am

hogger

potion If a Gnoll in search of augur found a skull inside his lager,
…would it be Hogger’s Noggenfogger?

And…
If Hogger had a boggan set atop his hairy noggin, as he augured in his lager called the Hogger Noggenfogger,
… would it be a boggan-noggined Hogger augur-lager Noggenfogger?

But…
If Hogger were a logger with a taste for Noggenfogger, with a boggan on his noggin as he rode on his toboggan seeking augurs in his lager down in Booty Bay with Sprogger,
…would it be…
…a toboggan-Sproggerin’ boggan-noggined logger-Hogger Noggenfogger lager augur?

If Hogger were hot-doggin’ on his logger’s log toboggan,
Smokin’ a cigar he found in Ogre Ogg’s log cabin,
While Sprogger hogged the Noggenfogger lager with the augur,
And the boggan leapfrogged back and forth ‘twixt Hogg’s and Sprogger’s noggins,
It would be…
The Sprogger-hogged leapfrogger-boggan-noggin’d cigar-smogger logger-’bogganin’ hotdog Hogger’s augur-lager Noggenfogger!

*many thanks to Vangelis for transcribing (and creating) this!

**I dare you to read this out loud, five times, quickly!

***Though I thought about posting something serious, I realized that having two grumpy posts back to back would make me even more grumpy. Frivolity it is!

Why I hate Daily Quests
comment 4 Written by on March 30, 2008 – 7:51 am

(pardon me while I rant a bit. Regular, sane, well thought out Anna will return in 5 minutes)

soapbox Ok – you’re all probably looking at me funny right now. I know – dailies are how you make MONEY, you say. They funded my epic mount and now I have speedy birdy and all this stuff that I can do so much *faster*, plus I’m like super duper special loved by all these people so they give me cheap repairs, crafting patterns, cookies, and free beer.

(ok, maybe not so much on the free beer…)

Alright. Yeah. They make money. That is one of, if not the sole reason that I, occasionally, do them. (The other reason being reputation, which is really just more farming)

That said, I hate them. With a deep seated fiery passion. In fact, it could be said that I hate them more than I hate farming – which is saying something – even though I end up doing them more often than farming (because farming with a holy priest/resto shaman sucks). Even though most of them are little more than glorified farming…

Anyway – I figure there are a few things that could account for this.

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Matticus’ Five Barriers to Raid Healing
comment Comments Off Written by on March 29, 2008 – 8:52 pm

Matticus posted the final chapter of his Five Barriers to Raid Healing – Healing Against Your Will.

It is both eloquent and excellent (as usual) – go read and learn! (The whole series is worth your time to read, I promise. Good stuff that. Also, he just helped me fix an addon problem so he says I owe him blog-space. :p )

And while you’re at it, go check out The Rambling Bear’s 10 Commandments of the Raider.  It should be required reading for any new building raid.  And any raid, really, to keep these things fresh in people’s minds.

An evening with TRI
comment 2 Written by on March 29, 2008 – 7:41 am

nelfrogue Cielly: “So what are we going to do?”
Tarquin: “The same thing we do every night, Cielly. Try not to pull aggro and die.”druidtree

*****************************

Tarquin: “So (Druidtank) is Resto now. Everyone gasp”
/____ gasps at (Druidtank)
/____ gasps at (Druidtank)
/____ gasps at (Druidtank)
/____ gasps at (Druidtank)
/Annorah hangs bits of tinsel and ribbons from (Druidtank)’s Branches
Belphegor: “So is that a woodpecker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?”

*****************************

Cassamir has died.
Cassamir: “My Spleen!”
Duerma: “((Roll need for [Cassamir's Spleen] for TBD TKP))”
/roll
/roll
/roll
Duerma: “(WarriorTank) Has called tank priority on [Cassamir's Spleen]. That ok?”
Belphegor: “Nah – he’ll drop his liver on the next pull anyway. Tank priority denied.”

Elevation

October 24, 2014 – 12:01 pm

Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

Introducing the Newest Anna

June 29, 2014 – 4:39 pm

So I’m not really in a position where I should be creating alts. This, of course, does nothing to deter me from making alts when the inspiration strikes. I’ve been really enjoying my Alliance hunter, and she’s my raiding main …

Deconstruction

November 19, 2013 – 4:46 pm

Bad things are happening in Stormwind – and beyond.

The Hand of Lothar, they call themselves.

Yva Darrows was their first target.

Tirith and Aely were their second and third.

They have since… expanded their reach and escalated their methods …

Patrol

November 13, 2013 – 9:59 am

The cathedral bells stop ringing overnight, except for chiming the hours. Three bell strikes, and Angoleth padded softly around another corner of the Cathedral District, staying carefully in the shadows. Trained ears picked up Mogget’s soft breathing – nearly inaudible …

Riders in Lordaeron – Memory

November 7, 2013 – 1:33 pm

(Written by Jolly, Tarquin, and Annalea)

The highlands of Lordaeron were not for the faint of heart; be it the putrescence of the Scourge’s long-lingering remnant, or the rock-strewn hills and valleys that made farmers out of only the most …

Riders of Lordaeron – Logistics

September 13, 2013 – 7:11 pm

(With Tarquin and Annalea)

Once more, four people made their way through the thickets and hills of Lordaeron, this time in the crisp chill of late morning, seeking after the Rider. Aelflaed had snatched what sleep she could while Chryste …

Riders of Lordaeron – Problematic

September 11, 2013 – 9:47 am

(With Tarquin)

She hadn’t wanted to leave Jolly – not so soon after finding him again – but once away, it took about five minutes for Aely to figure out she had a problem.

That problem had just announced that …

Riders of Lordaeron: Arrangements

September 9, 2013 – 10:05 am

It was an uneasy goodbye for him, but it was agreed by both he and Aely that a stroll back to Hearthglen would not be very easy to explain, nor would the explanation needed for the three Argent soldiers once …

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