Written by | Posted August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out! It really was a pretty thing, now that she got a good look at it. The polished […]

There’s No Business Like Raid Business
comment 6 Written by on April 3, 2008 – 8:26 am

(Based on Irving Berlin’s “There’s No Business Like Show Business” from Annie Get Your Gun)

ssc

The gear up, the strat page, the potions, the buffs
The easy boss that lifts you when you’re down
The wiping, the face pulls, the misclicks, the roughs
The realm crash that sends you back to town.

The first pull when your heart beats like a drum
The canceling when regulars won’t come

There’s no business like raid business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything your ISP lets through
No where could you have that panicked feeling
When the tank DC’s and mobs run straight at you.

There’s no people like raid people
They grumble regardless of the fight
Yesterday they told you you would not go far
That night you subbed in and there you are
Now here on your new gear the enchantments are,
Let’s go on with the raid

The warriors, the pallies, the mages, the priest
The leaders that get raiders to log on
The discoes, the addons, the trash pulls, the sheeps
Your busted gear with each plate pasted on

The CC and the runbacks and the drag
The potions you lifted from the leader’s bag

There’s no business like raid business
If you tell me it’s so
Exploring through progression is so thrilling
Standing out in front while learning fights
Grumbling as you watch the raid bank filling
With all the shards you wish hadn’t dropped that night

There’s no people like raid people
They /afk when things go slow
Even with a new guy that you know will fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
Still you’ll take a chance to win that sack o’ gold
Let’s go on with the raid

Big Bear Butt vs. the AFK
comment Comments Off on Big Bear Butt vs. the AFK Written by on April 3, 2008 – 7:59 am

Bear wins, hands down, IMO.

And TRI folk who are reading this, I’m glad we don’t usually have afk’s *this* bad. Otherwise we might have to do this…

Be a Shamanistic Genius (while you level)!
comment 23 Written by on April 2, 2008 – 9:26 am

Or just make everyone else think you are one!

Ok – so Matticus has challenged me with this post title in his recent bit about finding interesting headlines for your blog. Frankly, I’m a little surprised he didn’t leave the original headline as it was and have me do an RP/cyber spoof.. so I figured I’d just do that part for him. April Fool!

Regardless, I’m happy to oblige with some little shaman “secret” tidbits to make your life as a freshly rolled, soloing shaman a little easier.

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Be an RP-Sex Genius!
comment 13 Written by on April 1, 2008 – 7:33 am

So the monkeys over at World of Matticus have caught on that I happen to play on an RP server. And not only that, I play on *the* RP server – yes, you know it – Feathermoon, home of the infamous Tram Incident. <makes crow noises>

So! I’m here to help you with all your ERP needs – no need to hide those secrets here, because everyone knows that the only reason to play on an RP realm is for the hawt nelf cyber!

ANYway – A few tips here, from your resident Draenei hottie. *wink*

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The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out!

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