Written by | Posted October 24, 2014 – 12:01 pm Elevation

Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

There’s No Business Like Raid Business
comment 6 Written by on April 3, 2008 – 8:26 am

(Based on Irving Berlin’s “There’s No Business Like Show Business” from Annie Get Your Gun)

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The gear up, the strat page, the potions, the buffs
The easy boss that lifts you when you’re down
The wiping, the face pulls, the misclicks, the roughs
The realm crash that sends you back to town.

The first pull when your heart beats like a drum
The canceling when regulars won’t come

There’s no business like raid business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything your ISP lets through
No where could you have that panicked feeling
When the tank DC’s and mobs run straight at you.

There’s no people like raid people
They grumble regardless of the fight
Yesterday they told you you would not go far
That night you subbed in and there you are
Now here on your new gear the enchantments are,
Let’s go on with the raid

The warriors, the pallies, the mages, the priest
The leaders that get raiders to log on
The discoes, the addons, the trash pulls, the sheeps
Your busted gear with each plate pasted on

The CC and the runbacks and the drag
The potions you lifted from the leader’s bag

There’s no business like raid business
If you tell me it’s so
Exploring through progression is so thrilling
Standing out in front while learning fights
Grumbling as you watch the raid bank filling
With all the shards you wish hadn’t dropped that night

There’s no people like raid people
They /afk when things go slow
Even with a new guy that you know will fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
Still you’ll take a chance to win that sack o’ gold
Let’s go on with the raid

Big Bear Butt vs. the AFK
comment Comments Off Written by on April 3, 2008 – 7:59 am

Bear wins, hands down, IMO.

And TRI folk who are reading this, I’m glad we don’t usually have afk’s *this* bad. Otherwise we might have to do this…

Be a Shamanistic Genius (while you level)!
comment 23 Written by on April 2, 2008 – 9:26 am

Or just make everyone else think you are one!

Ok – so Matticus has challenged me with this post title in his recent bit about finding interesting headlines for your blog. Frankly, I’m a little surprised he didn’t leave the original headline as it was and have me do an RP/cyber spoof.. so I figured I’d just do that part for him. April Fool!

Regardless, I’m happy to oblige with some little shaman “secret” tidbits to make your life as a freshly rolled, soloing shaman a little easier.

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Be an RP-Sex Genius!
comment 13 Written by on April 1, 2008 – 7:33 am

So the monkeys over at World of Matticus have caught on that I happen to play on an RP server. And not only that, I play on *the* RP server – yes, you know it – Feathermoon, home of the infamous Tram Incident. <makes crow noises>

So! I’m here to help you with all your ERP needs – no need to hide those secrets here, because everyone knows that the only reason to play on an RP realm is for the hawt nelf cyber!

ANYway – A few tips here, from your resident Draenei hottie. *wink*

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Elevation

October 24, 2014 – 12:01 pm

Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

Introducing the Newest Anna

June 29, 2014 – 4:39 pm

So I’m not really in a position where I should be creating alts. This, of course, does nothing to deter me from making alts when the inspiration strikes. I’ve been really enjoying my Alliance hunter, and she’s my raiding main …

Deconstruction

November 19, 2013 – 4:46 pm

Bad things are happening in Stormwind – and beyond.

The Hand of Lothar, they call themselves.

Yva Darrows was their first target.

Tirith and Aely were their second and third.

They have since… expanded their reach and escalated their methods …

Patrol

November 13, 2013 – 9:59 am

The cathedral bells stop ringing overnight, except for chiming the hours. Three bell strikes, and Angoleth padded softly around another corner of the Cathedral District, staying carefully in the shadows. Trained ears picked up Mogget’s soft breathing – nearly inaudible …

Riders in Lordaeron – Memory

November 7, 2013 – 1:33 pm

(Written by Jolly, Tarquin, and Annalea)

The highlands of Lordaeron were not for the faint of heart; be it the putrescence of the Scourge’s long-lingering remnant, or the rock-strewn hills and valleys that made farmers out of only the most …

Riders of Lordaeron – Logistics

September 13, 2013 – 7:11 pm

(With Tarquin and Annalea)

Once more, four people made their way through the thickets and hills of Lordaeron, this time in the crisp chill of late morning, seeking after the Rider. Aelflaed had snatched what sleep she could while Chryste …

Riders of Lordaeron – Problematic

September 11, 2013 – 9:47 am

(With Tarquin)

She hadn’t wanted to leave Jolly – not so soon after finding him again – but once away, it took about five minutes for Aely to figure out she had a problem.

That problem had just announced that …

Riders of Lordaeron: Arrangements

September 9, 2013 – 10:05 am

It was an uneasy goodbye for him, but it was agreed by both he and Aely that a stroll back to Hearthglen would not be very easy to explain, nor would the explanation needed for the three Argent soldiers once …

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