Written by | Posted December 13, 2016 – 5:45 pm Security Clearance

**A note on dates. Dates are pretty important, but we have no idea how Silvermoon reckons time, so I’ve used the WoWWiki Unofficial Timeline dates for most of it. As such, all years are measured with the beginning of the First War as “Year 0” even though that makes fuckall sense for Blood Elves. You […]

comment 7 Written by on April 9, 2008 – 9:22 pm

  Dear People in Warcraft.

There is no ‘u’ in Exalted.


Resto Shaman vs. Karathress – a Healing Guide
comment 1 Written by on April 9, 2008 – 7:34 am

This is one in a series of posts covering resto shaman-specific information for tier4 and tier5 boss fights. It will NOT be a boss kill strategy, rather a list of tips and tricks for your friendly neighborhood healy flavored shaman to make these fights run a little more smoothly.

Other Tuesday guides: The Lurker Below, Leotheras, Hydross, Tidewalker.

notebook2 by woodsy

So your raid leader announced that next raid you’ll be taking on Fathom Lord Karathress. You’ve made some progress in SSC, you’re killing Tidewalker or Leotheras (or both), and now another angry naga and his cronies are on the list.

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Disappointed Anna is Disappointed
comment 11 Written by on April 8, 2008 – 7:15 am

So I respecced back to Resto, changed up my spec a little for optimization, got my consumables together, shelled out for a flask and some shadow resist pots, cooked my fish, and ran a few dailies to get repair money.

I logged in half an hour before I was told, just to make sure.

5:30 server comes and goes.


5:55 server, I get a whisper “Sorry, we’re not going to need you tonight after all. Thanks for being ready and available”

droopy by mavdbyl *

Well, at least I did all that research so that sometime a 6 months from now… if we ever get to where TRI is clearing Hyjal, I”ll be ready. Or something.

Also – to all the people that are kvetching about how their gear is going to be soooo obsolete when WotLK releases and why are they bothering with all the grinding, you can take your sorry tail somewhere else. If you don’t want gear, step out of your raid instead of going at everything half arsed and semi-afk. Because frankly, I don’t want to hear about it – some of us raid for more than just gear, and WotLK isn’t even in the BETA yet.

*image courtesy of Mavdbyl

**Yes, I know I was signed up as a sub. I just happened to be particularly looking forward to getting to see some new content.

What’s your game?
comment 2 Written by on April 7, 2008 – 7:06 am

Raiding. PVE. PVP. Instances. Crafting. Roleplay.

There’s a lot to do in this World of Warcraft, and everyone has their own little niche. Some people pick one character, leveling to 60 or 70, working through content and reputation, focused entirely on that one character and/or class. Some love to PVP, thriving on the adrenaline rush – Others have five alts by the time one reaches max level, enjoying many different classes (on different factions even) and the leveling grind more than the max level content – or in supplement to it.

character2For as much time as I spend raiding, I am, admittedly, an alt-lover. I rolled my first alt (my gnome mage, Berylla) when Angoleth was about level 35, and Annalira when she was in her late 50’s. Right now I have three characters at level 70, two in their 50’s, two in their 30’s, and *counts on fingers* four in their 20’s (some on servers other than Feathermoon, obviously). But when I think about it, I’ve never felt like I have that many characters.

Recently, Bellwether questioned how people leveled alts and managed to keep their steam going long enough to level them, and Jezrael talked about the nostalgia we all get sometimes for being low level – when everything was new and different and exciting.

For me – that’s why I play alts. If I’m feeling down, I look over my character list and remember that Brietta’s accent is really fun to type (especially after a beer), that no matter what happens I can cut loose while playing her, and that she’d have a bang up time doing a certain set of quests in Dustwallow or going to Scarlet Monastery.

I remember how playing Aelflaed always turns into funny mishaps, even if her accident-prone personality was created before she ever had all those … incidents … in Gnomeregan. There’s something refreshing about going back to a character that’s “lower level” and letting them discover the world as it unfolds and seeing how morladimthey’ll react to quests, instances, and happenings in Azeroth.

Even if I’ve done the quests in Duskwood at least 10 times already, my paladin has never done them before – and even if she knew that all wasn’t right with that part of the world, she’d certainly never come face to face with anything like Mor’ladim – or had to wrap her mind around his fall and redemption. (This is particularly true with my newest little alt, who is Horde – an undead mage – because I’ve never leveled a horde character past about level 35. Everything after that really will be new territory!)

Aside from the renewal I get from leveling, there’s a certain magic about the very beginning starting areas for me. My favorite time with a character is levels 1-20, because there is an uncertainty about the character – who they will be, what they will become, what they like and dislike, how they talk and act. Sometimes I may have created a personality for them before I started playing, but even then, the magic never happens until you’ve played them a little bit. When you’re walking around in Tirisfal Glades or Dun Morogh, even just the short walk from Deathknell to Brill seems impossibly long, and the world is impossibly big and full of wonder. Going back to Azuremyst Island with Annorah (even though her character goes back many hundreds of years before the Exodar crash) still brings back a feeling of newness and adventure.

For some characters, that excitement manages to last until very high levels – sometimes even level 70. For others, it fades by level 15, and I say goodbye to them in hopes that the next little “create” button will be more successful. And I always manage to have a backlog of character kernels, ready to spring into life at any given time. Or at least, at any time I manage to have an open character slot somewhere!

Alts are, to me, a renewing aspect of the game. If I’m feeling tired or worn down by a rough night raiding, there’s usually a cheerful little dwarf rogue, an accident prone paladin, an aggro-happy mage or an awkward, stuttering druid to cheer me up.

What’s your game?

Security Clearance

December 13, 2016 – 5:45 pm

**A note on dates. Dates are pretty important, but we have no idea how Silvermoon reckons time, so I’ve used the WoWWiki Unofficial Timeline dates for most of it. As such, all years are measured with the beginning of the

First, Finest, Last (Anryl)

June 3, 2016 – 11:21 am

She was barely fifty years old* when she took her first – a contract handed out in Everlook, though how she’d ended up in that godsforsaken ice-sheet she couldn’t be sure. It was a simple thing to kill the woman …

Descent and Ascent

September 8, 2015 – 9:51 pm

It didn’t take long to get from Thunder Bluff to the Echo Isles – Ankona took advantage of a wyvern so she could think and plan before getting to her destination. She had information to confirm with the spirits – …

The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out!

It really …

Very First Impressions

November 14, 2014 – 7:32 am

So I haven’t finished the intro quests yet (the server queues from the reduced server capacity due to the DDOS attacks meant I only got about an hour to play yesterday), but I’m finding that Draenor is pretty cool so …

A Girl and her Dog

November 13, 2014 – 12:30 pm

The morning of the all hands summon to the Blasted Lands, Aely went for a walk. The late fall air was clear and cool, and leaves crunched under their feet in the less-traveled parts of the streets. She and Roger …

Counting down to Warlords

November 11, 2014 – 3:09 pm

What a long strange trip it’s been. I’ll be the first to admit that, at the beginning, I wasn’t sure Pandaria was going to be for me. I’ve made clear my dislike of daily quests, and that seemed to be …


October 24, 2014 – 12:01 pm

Squire Benjamin William Sullivan stood in the middle of Light’s Hope Chapel in his underpants.

Actually, it was white linen pants and a shift, but the effect was approximately the same. The little chapel was warm, on the edge of …

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