Written by | Posted August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out! It really was a pretty thing, now that she got a good look at it. The polished […]

Dear…
comment 2 Written by on April 12, 2008 – 9:54 pm

letter Dear Blizzard.

Please feed the hamsters. Yes, even the ones on the instance servers.

Love,
Feathermoon

20 Questions with Anna
comment Comments Off on 20 Questions with Anna Written by on April 11, 2008 – 1:10 pm

The Piccolo of the Flaming Fire has spoken, and this week, I got picked! Head on over to see World of Matticus ask me 20 questions!

Belphzooka’s Huntard Cliffnotes – Karathress**
comment 2 Written by on April 11, 2008 – 9:42 am

In an effort to bring you Drama-Free and EZ-Mode-Lewt ™ on behalf of Totally Raiding, Inc., I bring you one in a series of class-specific addenda for the boss fights you may encounter.

By reading this strategy addendum, you accept that the tactics set out herein are by no means foolproof, depends very much on you not being said fool, as well as other exogenous factors including but not limited to spitfire totem damage, healer assignments, whether ‘milkshake’ really is a euphemism for ‘blowjob’ and the etymology of ‘pwn’.

karathress

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Dear…
comment 6 Written by on April 10, 2008 – 10:49 am

letters

Dear Blizzard:

I appreciate the addition of all the new content in the Isle of Quel’Danas. However, you need to adjust some of your graveyard defaulting. Seeing as how I just died out on those stupid boats, and got defaulted to the graveyard in… FAIRBREEZE VILLAGE. Yes – on another continent. Yes, in a horde newbie zone. Yes, full of guards.

Being that it’s on another continent, I could not run back to get my corpse and was forced to take the durability hit and 10 minutes of rez sickness, rez, avoid about 40 guards, and then make my way to Zul’Aman. And fly. Back to my body.

Thanks for wasting 15 minutes of my life,
Anna

Dear Asshat Druid:

If you are trying to do a daily quest, and you pull 4 more mobs than you can handle, and someone buffs and heals you, it is not considered nice to go and aggro as many more as you can and then drag them all back to the person that hit you with a renew.

Go die in a fire,
Anna

The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out!

It really …

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