Written by | Posted September 8, 2015 – 9:51 pm Descent and Ascent

It didn’t take long to get from Thunder Bluff to the Echo Isles – Ankona took advantage of a wyvern so she could think and plan before getting to her destination. She had information to confirm with the spirits – was Gromnor dead? Was he really in the northern part of the Eastern Kingdoms, somewhere […]

Guest Post: The Drag
comment Comments Off on Guest Post: The Drag Written by on March 11, 2009 – 10:28 am

A few weeks ago, I introduced the first Friday Five-hundred – a ficlet about your character getting mugged.  Wynthea, the full of win, from over at World of Matticus, sent me a response to use as a guest post if I should ever need one.  Which I do, because I am totally up to my eyeballs in house debris!  Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little bit of Hordeside RP, since I rarely post in character from that side of this crazy World of Warcraft we play in!


The glowing halo atop her flaming Mohawk gives the impression of a Troll on fire. Wynthea’s bare feet pad down the steps from Jo’mah’s inscription shop in the Drag, as Thrall’s Orgrimmar seethes with the sounds of crackling braziers, practice-combat, and bustling trade. And a dagger unsheathing.

The dark alley surrounding her explodes in a sphere of shimmering light, exposing a stealthed assassin – a tiny, masked bundle, preparing to launch himself at her throat.

Berserk before the first strike, the Priest forces herself inside his mind with a primal scream – sending her attacker fleeing as she curses his body with terrible pain. Spells and blades flash – searing fire from the heavens against steel from the earth.

Minutes later, a netted Rogue on the ground, Wynthea calls the life back into her slashed limbs, and thanks the shadowy fiend at her side before sending it back to its world of nightmares.

“You don’ mess wit’ de loa, little one. Why is you attakin’ a Priest-ess of de Darkspear?” she mutters at the unconscious form. Deftly rifling through his many pockets, she discovers a folded sheaf of documents. It’s all Alliance-writing, which Wynthea has never mastered, but she does notice glyphs that look similar to the name of the Warchief.

Uncrouching, she drags the Rogue towards the Valley of Wisdom and Thrall’s advisors as the smell of roast pig wafts out of the window of Borstan’s Firepit. It smells delicious – so much like her favorite meal – all but forgotten since the Darkspears joined Thrall’s Horde, and bound themselves by his rules.

Wynthea pulls two small, gnawed bones from her pocket, and rolls the Troll-dice.

She sighs.

“You gon’ make it to Trall in one piece, little one.You best hope he let you stay dat way.”

It’s Monday – Do you know where your Anna is?
comment 7 Written by on March 9, 2009 – 5:54 am
  1. On Thursday – after more than 6 weeks of negotiations, Mr Anna and I finally closed on our house.  On Friday?  We started demolishing wallpaper and cleaning up the disgusting mess that the previous owner left behind.  So far?  We’ve made a HUGE mess.
  2. Thursday night, TRI finally finished clearing all available WoW content – Thursday was a pretty good day!
  3. I’ve not logged in since then, because of houseguests and sheer insanity with the remodeling.  When I finally get home at night from the new house, I’m so exhausted that I brush my teeth, wash my face, and pass out until the next morning to start all over again.
  4. Primer is stinky.  Esp. the kind of primer you have to put in houses that have previously had mold problems! Getting said primer out of your hair is also kind of annoying.
  5. I’ve missed RP – and I’m looking forward to doing some this week in the evenings – but I have houseguests until Tuesday (that are being wonderful and helpful and letting me use their truck and etc), so things will be sparse around here until then.  When you have people volunteering to do lots of dirty, yucky work like stripping wallpaper, you have to take advantage of that!
  6. If any of you have wonderful guest posts that you’d like to submit to help me out while I’m remodeling and moving, I will very happily take advantage of that!
Chalk Marks on the Fence
comment 15 Written by on March 5, 2009 – 10:23 pm

Tonight, TRI joined the ranks of raids that have, in fact, beat Warcraft as it currently exists.  Sartharion and all three of his drakes fell tonight – in one fight. Not too shabby for an RP raid that didn’t see our first 25 man until 8 weeks ago on the 6th of January (when we cleared Naxx on our first night in).

(Click to embiggen, as usual)

(In the front right corner you’ll notice our amazing, fire walking bear tank.  <3 Also, and you can’t see it, but our Esteemed Fearless Leader, one Tarquin ap Danwyrith, did vanquish the black dragon Sartharion wearing… a Master’s Hat of Fiery Wrath.  I told you we were an RP raid… /facepalm)

Back in the Saddle Again
comment 7 Written by on March 3, 2009 – 10:59 am

Annie Mae looked at the array of mechanostriders in front of her, sputtering bilious, oily smoke and keeping up quite a clamor. In her head, she heard the voice of Ol’ Jamie, the man whose farm she’d grown up on, talking about his draft horses, and she sighed, shaking her head, her long brunette ponytail brushing the falling snow off her back.

“Thanks, Milli, but no thanks – Don’t think these fellows are for me.”

“But mechanostriders are the latest in gnome mechanoriding technology!  These have updated lamp eyes, duro-plated armor, and a new Gnomish World Tracking System that allows you to never get lost!” Milli Featherwhistle was nothing if not devoted to her job.

“Yeah, but they’s dumb as bricks and noisier than a freight train.  And they stink. Sorry, Milli.”  And Annie walked off towards Ironforge again, whistling cheerfully, as Milli’s protests rang out against the falling snow.


Annie set her jaw, hands on her hips as she looked pointedly up at the horseman. “M’name’s Annie Mae Spursparkle, I want a job, and ya’ll need hands.”

Randall Hunter laughed.  “You’re too short, you’re not strong enough to handle ’em, and we can’t afford you getting hurt.”

“Ya’ll ain’t gettin’ it.  I want a job.  Don’t care if I’m shovelin’ horse shit, I can muck out a stall with the best of ’em.  Ya’ll hire stable boys, right?  Well, I’m better than any stable boy, an’ I ain’t gonna go beddin’ down the milkmaid in the haystacks neither.”

He looked slightly taken aback. “Right, and I s’pose you want a horse too.”

“Don’t be daft, y’idjit. I ain’t big enough t’ ride one of them warhorses you sell to th’ poncy Stormwind nobility wantin’ to show off how fancy they’s clothes is when they ride out to kill wolves.  I want a damn job, an’ we’ll cross any other bridges when we get there.”

Katie Hunter watched her husband with amusement.  He wasn’t often overpowered by anyone, and to watch him flustered by a sunburned, green eyed gnome girl was… She stifled another giggle, and made a mental note to get to know the girl later that evening once she’d gotten settled in.


A few weeks later and Annie had made herself nearly indispensable around the stables.  Granted, you never knew she was in a stall but for the incessant whistling of old country farm tunes, but she could certainly keep up with the best of the other hands, and she had an odd ability to keep the horses calm around her while she worked.  The farrier liked her, Katie loved her, and even Randall had to admit she was worth every penny they (under)paid her.  He’d started teaching her to jog some of the yearlings and two year olds, and she’d proved more than capable of handling them.

He offered to teach her how to ride one morning, and she laughed at him.

“What, you can’t tell me you do all this work and don’t want to learn to ride?”

“Randy, I’ve been ridin’ since I was big enough to not fall out of a saddle.  Grew up in Westfall, on Ol’ Jamie Woodward’s farm – my Da makes those harvester mechanical doodads.  Can’t jus’ walk out there an’ buy one now though, filthy stinking Defias, and ya’ll would’ve laughed me off this farm if I’d tried to tell you that when I showed up.”

He peered at her.  “Show me.”  He singled out a little Painted mare, the only surviving horse from a set of twins, who at just under 14 hands was too small for anything else but a noble’s child.

She winked, and went off whistling, setting a young man’s blankets and saddle carefully on the horse, all the while hopping on and off an old crate to be able to reach.  When she was finished, she walked the horse back over to him.

“You need a leg up?”


“You sure?” Randall raised an eyebrow.

“Yup.” She flung the reins up over the horse’s neck, grabbed the side of the saddle strap, and in two deft movements was standing on the back of the horse.

He blinked.  “You weren’t kidding.”

“Nope.  What’s her name?” Annie settled into the saddle, walking the horse around the small jogging arena.

“She don’t have one yet.  She’s not good for breeding – too small – so we’re going to sell her off to some nobleman who wants his son or daughter to ride.”

“No, you ain’t.  Ya’ll are selling her to me.”


Spring hit Eastvale full force around the beginning of March every year, snapdragons and marigolds littering the gardens, and early spring radishes and lettuces tempting the horses to raid anyone who was dumb enough not to have a high fence around the garden.

“NUTCASE!  You daft piece of idiot horseflesh, don’t eat that!  C’mon, we’ve got places to go, an’ the road ain’t gettin’ any shorter.”

Katie Hunter laughed as she passed up two baskets of food to the little woman on top of the little horse. “You know, for callin’ that lass Nutmeg, you sure hardly ever use her name.”

“Nah – she don’t mind, do ya Meggy?” Annie patted the horses neck, and she snorted.

“Don’t get hurt, now Annie, y’hear?  And if you’re ever here in Elwynn, stop by, alright?”

“Yes’m, you know I will.  And thanks again, for everything.”  Annie waved at Randall, who was putting a young horse through his paces for a visiting adventurer.  He waved back, and she turned and started off at a quick walk down the forest road.


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