Written by | Posted August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out! It really was a pretty thing, now that she got a good look at it. The polished […]

Hat Tip to New Folks
comment Comments Off on Hat Tip to New Folks Written by on April 17, 2009 – 3:53 pm

To all the folks stopping by from WI today (and recently) Howdy, and make yourself at home!

Healer Layout for XT-002 Deconstructor
comment 3 Written by on April 16, 2009 – 11:03 pm

XT-002 Deconstructor is a little pain in the arse robot that does calisthenics before you pull him and sounds like Pinochio on Helium.  He’s the second “required” boss in Ulduar, after Flame Leviathan – though technically Ignis and Razorscale are both “before” him, they are optional.

Healing this particular fight is pretty intensive, because the combination of Light Bombs (5 yard range, consistent AOE damage), Gravity Bombs (10 yard range, ticking bomb AOE), and Tantrums (raid wide 10% damage every second for 12 seconds, for a total of 120% health on everyone in the zone) makes for a lot of unhappy consequences when someone screws up.

It’s also tough to heal as a Paladin, since AOE/Group healing *shines* in this fight. So – to maximize healing, this is how we set it up:

  • Divide up your ranged healers (Ideally 4 of them – Holy Priests, Druids, Shamans) – one for each “corner”.  Give each of them 2 ranged DPS.
  • Your Single Target/Tank healers should stand in between, and somewhat closer in (Paladins, Discipline Priests, Druids).

This way you deal effectively with the adds, your ranged healers always have someone to hit with their AOE healing during Tempest, and nobody is too far away to get another healer to help them out if they get Light Bombed.

As a tank healer, I put Beacon of Light on myself, and healed the tank through the Tempests, plus casting Holy Shocks on other healers to keep them topped off (since the tank is still getting smacked, he takes more damage than I do).

TRI is still struggling with managing the various Bombs during the add phase – mostly not blowing up the tank/each other while the healers are busy dealing with the explosive AOE damage, but we got him to around 30% tonight, and will be back tomorrow to kick him around some more, and steal his toys.  Judging by how much he whines about wanting toys, and not wanting to break them, I figure he’s got some nice things to share.

Everyone knows about sharing right?

A Confession
comment 14 Written by on April 16, 2009 – 3:58 pm

I have, as it were, a confession to make.  Some of you may have guessed it by now – it’s not all that secret of a thing.  And I guess, in the grand scheme of things, it’s no great awful thing either, just an admission of an unusual personal preference.

I don’t like Northrend.

I don’t.  I know everyone loves it, and it’s so pretty and aren’t the quests awesome!  And it *is* pretty – some of my favorite areas in the game are in Northrend (Especially Grizzly Hills, Howling Fjord, and Storm Peaks).  But I still don’t like it.

The Lore is tremendous.  We’re fighting Arthas FINALLY, right?  And those poor ghosts on the Forgotten Coast.  And OMG WRATHGATE.  And all this Earthen/Titan/Watcher stuff in Ulduar?!  You’re right, of course.  The Northrend lore is much more connected to the history of Warcraft and past games.  It’s central to a LOT of the experiences of our characters.  Hooray!

I still don’t like it.

I don’t like questing there, I don’t like hanging out there.  I don’t like Dalaran (GASP HORROR!).  It’s all very very pretty, of course, but I have no connection to the city itself.

So Anna, you ask, do you like Outland?

To be honest?  I like Outland better than I like Northrend, at least from the standpoint of my Draenei. She connects there – and my Druid is connecting there as well.  As yet NONE of my characters have connected to Northrend, with the possible exception of Aely, who lost any connection anywhere past Dragonblight.

It’s the only explanation I have for why I have characters and LOVE leveling them until they get to the mid 50’s… and then stall out.  I like the original game better.  I just do. Sometimes I can revive someone out to Outland (as I’ve had massive success with Annylais), but I had to literally *force* myself to get Annorah to 80, and have hardly logged her in since, since everything left for her to do… is in Northrend.  At least Aely is raiding and actively RPing.

I’m lucky if I can get 10-15 quests done each time I log Angoleth or Anaelle in.

It’s not that I don’t like them or want to play them.  I log in excited to work on them, with RP ideas and things to do… and then get so fed up with the Northrend quests that I just give up and go do something else, frequently either not-WoW related or an alt that’s still in Old World Azeroth.

Yes, that’s what I said. Old World Azeroth.  I like it better than Northrend – I know, I’m nuts.  But I’d rather level a character from 0-55 than anything higher than that.  It’s one of the reasons why I have so many alts!

So will I ever have a third level 80 character?

Quite possibly not.  And that makes me sad, as I’d really like to experiment with Discipline Priest healing, and eventually Druid healing as well, not to mention how much FUN being a Hunter can be. But it takes such a sheer act of willpower to DO anything that I’m pretty sure if I do end up with another 80, it won’t be for quite some time.

I’m sure I’m pretty well alone in this, since everyone keeps telling me how amazing Northrend is, and I’d love to hear your opinions in the comments.  But I can’t help it… I just don’t like Northrend.

How to Crash a Server
comment 9 Written by on April 14, 2009 – 8:14 pm

Step 1:  Delay a WoW Patch by several hours, with no given ETA

Step 2: On a major WoW news/blog website, create a link to someone hosted on a shared-server webhosting company.

Step 3: Publish that post, including the link, about 10 minutes after a supposed “update” is supposed to happen.


Step 5:  Watch, as the server overloads, using more than 99% of a server’s capacity, and causing the site admin to entirely suspend the account on suspicion of an attack/hack.

So that’s what happened.  WoWInsider linked to my Dual-Spec post right as everyone got off work and was checking about WoW Patch/Server stuff, and somewhere in the neighborhood of THOUSANDS of you clicked that link over a course of about 30 seconds, overloading my server and taking it (and everyone else hosted there) on a ride down the toilet pipes of the internet.

Where do I go from here?  Well, a few things.

First, it means that I’ve upped my hosting again, so this site has officially crossed the line into “More expensive than a WoW Subscription”.  I’ll be very cautiously looking at advertising opportunities and affiliateships, because – well – I want to keep doing this, but I can’t keep doing it for “free” since it ain’t “free” anymore. For starters, I’ll be joining up with MMO Gaming Ads, since I will NOT allow gold selling/account trading whatnot.

Second, next time there’s a major patch release, I know who to email so that you guys get a “site has reached capacity” message instead of them suspending my account because they think you’re a hacker trying to attack the server.

Third?  Many hearts and hershey kisses to all of you for not hating me, and for the few that sent curious emails asking if I knew my site was down.  I appreciate the warning, and you guys looking out for things.

Now, let’s all see what’s up with this 3.1 thing!

The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out!

It really …

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