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Needs More?
In the following conversation, I should note that Berylla is me (My oldest alt and banker, from before the days of Many Annas) and Sharidan is the alt of one Ulthanon Kaidos, (click for portrait) who, alongside Beltar Forgebreaker, makes up the bullet-firing core of the Wildfire Riders.
So it is to them that I turn most often for huntering advice (Well, them and the rest of the awesome hunters that hang around, but I digress).
Today’s question is a very serious and weighty one.
I can now go back to leveling Angoleth in peace.
PS: Yes, this is a Warhammer joke. I realize that this is WoW and not Warhammer. It’s also a longstanding WFR joke (particularly with Ulthanon), and one that makes me giggle.
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Now, jus’ hang on here a second. Allow me t’dissent, lass.
Y’see, while I do have th’greatest respect fer m’fella Rider Ulthanon ‘ere, ‘e’s an elf, aye? An’ yer elves has a slightly diff’rnt view o’hunterin’ ‘an we dwarves do. Kal’dorei, ‘ey got ten thousand years, give ‘r’ take a few hunnert, o’usin’ ‘em bows o’theirs. An’ Angoleth’s folk, well, reckon y’all been usin’ ‘em crossbows’a yers fer ’bout as long, aye?
But we dwarves, aye, now WE appreciate th’proper application o’firepower, lass. I know, dead’s dead, an’ an arrow’ll kill ya sure’s a bullet. But it just ain’t th’same. Y’ain’t sendin’ a wall o’lead downrange, y’ain’t doin’ it right, far’s I’m concerned.
Ain’t never heard o’this “dakka” afore, but th’more I’m hearin’ ’bout it, th’more I’m agreein’ w’it. If ‘at’s some crazy greenskin word fer “firepower,” lass, ‘en ‘is here dwarf wants him some MORE DAKKA!
Reckon I shoulda taken up engineerin’ an’ made bombs. Hmm.
I also forgot about the Tauren gravatar before I posted. D’oh.
Now that you have the dakka issue settled, I guess all that’s left is to practice a good WAAAGH!
I question the approach of Mr. Sharridan. This smacks of a philosophical approach, and as a gnome, I will not stand for this!
We must approach it experimentally by developing a device that can measure ‘dakka’ and then apply it to a crossbow.
Dakka is easily measured. The formula is: K=D(S x L) + (G x R²).
K=Dakka
D=Deadedness
S=Shootiness
L=Bigga Boominess
G=Bigganess
R=Red (because red makes everything better)
Next thing you know folks will be painting their mounts red.