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The morning of the all hands summon to the Blasted Lands, Aely went for a walk. The late fall air was clear and cool, and leaves crunched under their feet in the less-traveled parts of the streets. She and Roger took the long way around Old Town, south through Tanner Circle and down Bulwarks, across […]

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Noblegarden – Aely is still displeased
comment 7 Written by on April 4, 2010 – 8:46 pm

(Aely still doesn’t like Noblegarden – particularly the Shake your Bunny-maker achievement. It’s a slightly-updated repost, yes, but THE EARS HAVE ALREADY STARTED. BWUH.)

A’righ.  I’m fecking sorry, bu’ ye’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.  I mean realleh?  I’m na yir feckin’ bunneh.  I dinnae wan’ yir damn ears.

I’m na gonna follow after ye, I’m na yir pet, an’ I sure’s hell ain’ gonna dance fir ye.  So dinna totter ‘long aftir me, waitin’ fir yir damn ears t’ cooldown so ye can throw ‘em at me. ‘Skeevy as hell. Laigh’ – y’ever had sommat follow ye ’round tryin’ t’ take advantage of ye?  Trus’ me – ‘s na a nice feelin’.  I dinna follow ye ’round makin’ skeevy comments ’bout th’ size’ ay y’r nuts, ayeh?

Lemme put this to ye straigh’. I’m a bloody Paladin. Laigh’ worshippin’, woman ay some virtue. I’m nobody’s bunnehmaker – an’ I sure’s hell ain’ yirs.

S’ dinna chase me down, askin’ me t’ dance an’ allat nonsense wi’ th’ damn ears, air yir proper gettin’ wha’ ye’ve go’ comin’. I’ll show meself when an’ with somman I choose, an’ ye’ve go’ naught t’ do wi’ it.

I’m na yir feckin’ bunneh.

So piss off, ayeh?

aely

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7 Responses to “Noblegarden – Aely is still displeased”

  1. I laughed as hard this time as I did last year. Well-played!

    (Signed)

    Osprey the Noble of Kul Tiras
    *grin*

  2. I’m sure Arrens would have to disagree with all of that. If you can’t dance in naught but bunny ears in front of your loved one, then where’s the love? ;)

  3. @Fox – Ahh, but this isn’t /about/ Arrens. If she wants to prance around for him, that’s her own business. Arrens is not the weird random people that walk up to her and throw ears at her and yell things about “bunnymakers”. XD

  4. Oh man, I hate Winter Veil. Nahy can’t come out and play or she’ll spend the whole time covered in “snowflakes” that reminds her way too much of dandruff. And when I decide to give her a rest and play and alt, oh, hey, Lj’s a NE druid, and THEY are on the list, too.

    *grumble*

  5. The really fun(/sarcasm) thing about this? Pitch having to explain all this to Shaurria. >.>

    “What’s a bunnymaker, Pitch?”
    “Uhh…..”

  6. Nicely played! Made my day!
    I have to admit, it is pretty creepy in terms of RP, some strange person following you and waiting for there chance to zap you into some scandalous oufit against your will.

  7. @ Razorstorm: Please, dont give the powers that be who think up these silly festival tasks any ideas. You Azerothians sure have some really weird traditions. Bunny ears I can handle, but the first person who dares to ask me to dance for him with those on will either meet my fist up close and personal or be chased away by a very angry cat depending on which one of us is faster. A complete outfit? *shudder* Those silly Hallow’s End wands my friends like to wave around are bad enough. I really don’t want to think of a Noblegarden “costume”… especially knowing the minds of the general male Azerothian population when it comes to Elven or Draenei females.

    By Tsani on Apr 8, 2010 | Reply

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