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In which I let Aely speak her mind
comment 22 Written by on April 30, 2009 – 10:57 am

A’righ.  ‘m fecking sorry, bu’ ye’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.  I mean realleh?  I’m nae y’r feckin’ bunneh.  I dinnae wan’ y’r damn ears.

I’m nae gonna follow after ye, I ain’ y’r pet, an’ I sure’s hell ain’ gonna dance f’r ye.  So dinnae totter ‘long aft’r me, waitin’ f’r y’r damn ears t’ cooldown so ye can throw ‘em at me. ‘Skeevy as hell. Laigh’ – y’ever had sommat follow ye ’round tryin’ t’ take advantage of ye?  Trus’ me – ‘s nae a nice feelin’.  I dinnae follow ye ’round makin’ skeevy comments ’bout th’ size’ ay y’r nuts, ayeh?

Lemme ge’ this to ye straigh’. I’m a bloody Paladin. Laigh’ worshippin, woman ay some virtue. I ain’ nobody’s floozy – an’ I sure’s hell ain’ y’rs.

S’ dinnae chase me down, askin’ me t’ dance an’ allat nonsense wi’ th’ ears, air y’r fair gettin’ wha’ ye’ve go’ comin’. I’ll show m’ womanness when an’ with somman I choose, an’ ye’ve go’ nowt t’ do wi’ it.

I’m nae y’r feckin’ bunneh.

S’ piss off, ayeh?

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22 Responses to “In which I let Aely speak her mind”

  1. *Arrens looks at the paladin, flowers in hand, and slowly steps away*
    Surely Stormwind has some more…agreeable women.
    ;)

  2. Way too funny and I just happened to read your post immediately after this http://community.feministing.com/2009/04/wow-thats-boring-lets-add-sexi.html

  3. Way too funny and I just happened to read your post immediately after this http://community.feministing.com/2009/04/wow-thats-boring-lets-add-sexi.html

  4. Oi, lass, if the fuckin’ tosser don’t get the bloody hint, point ‘im out. I’m sure Tarq, Jolly, Larra an I can teach ‘im a lesson.

    I’m not promisin’ the fucker wont’ get the Volcano treatment…

    bricus last blog post..Loretastic: An Overview

  5. You tell em Aely!! :)

    Softis last blog post..Ten things to do when you only have 10 minutes of WoW-time.

  6. I hate that feministing piece. Lets get outraged about the petty things, so that way nobody takes us seriously when it’s something important!

    By Athryn on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
  7. @Athryn:

    Ah – but the other side to that coin is, if we don’t say something about the small stuff, nobody will listen when it’s big, because nothing’s ever been said before. Goes both ways, but we all have to pick our battles.

    By Anna on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
  8. *Teu nods along, going from wide-eyed to squinting in confusion*

    …no no, certainly you are not bunny! I–

    *tugs pair of bunny ears off head, sells to vendor*

    –am not understanding the ears, but–

    *tugs another pair of bunny ears off head, sells to vendor*

    –also the chocolates! The bunnies, they are laying the chocolates? I did not–

    *third pair of ears goes to vendor*

    –it is very strange holiday, this Noblegarden, with the bunnies and chocolates and ears and–

    *fourth pair*

    –for spring fertility ritual, but–

    *fifth pair*

    –ENOUGH ENOUGH EARS ENOUGH! Such a waste! I–

    *horrified look*

    OH! OH! How many bunnies go around without ears because of you people? Awful awful! Where are earless bunnies? I have healings! Poor earless bunnies!

    *hurries off in search of earless bunnies*

    Teuthidas last blog post..And we’re blocking!

  9. @Teuthida:

    bahaha! pure win!

    By Anna on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
  10. See, now? I’m with Aely. No way you can convince me that this so-called ritual is pleasing to Elune. ‘S a load of shite.

    Laurens last blog post..Loretastic: An Overview

  11. Oi, Bricu…tha keep thy han’s tae thysel’. I c’n handle owt tha’s fashin’ my lass.

    Nae, Aely, love…tha points ‘em ou’ tae me, an’ I’ll see they gets th’ bunny ears where th’ Ligh’ dinnae shine nex’ time they be daen a dark alley-spot, aye?

  12. ((My first thought on learning of this achievement was “I was never so happy that my main is male than I am now”. This achievement is tasteless and ill-conceived.

    Rock on Anna.))

    By Lilivati on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
  13. *Ever one to tempt fate for a laugh, Khol puts on his best smirk*

    So, what you’re saying is that you’re no one’s bunny…right, okay, I get that…

    But will you be my huckleberry, Aely…?

    *Just to be on the safe side, he cradles a flash-ball hidden in his palm*

    teh Khol Abidess last blog post..Part the Fifteenth: Skin of My Teeth

  14. @teh Khol Abides:

    /em opens mouth.
    /em shuts it.
    /em laughs at Khol.

    By Anna on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
  15. Running round as a Tauren with bunneh ears is quite amusing.

    Bos last blog post..The Borne Supremacy

  16. This makes me glad that most of my characters are male. Khaotic completely agrees with you, although there are enough female Sin’dorei that she hasn’t gotten targeted much.

    On the other hand, Caelàn actually went to Stormwind and sat there for a bit, to help out the people that couldn’t find a dwarf female. She got the ears maybe 4 times, in about an hour’s time.

    Sarais last blog post..In which Egbert goes to Naxx

  17. …I…LOVE…this.

    This is so full of win I’ve forgotten what “loose” means.

    Mitawas last blog post..Mid-Week Mini Update

  18. As always <3

  19. My brother plays a female orc and he hates the blasted ears as do I. Thankfully as a blood elf I don’t have to worry about being mass targeted, but I do find the achievement rather- Idunwannasayitbutdamnit- sexist.

    The pair of blood elves in playboy bunny suits dancing outside the Dalaran bank probably did not help here, although it was made worse by the fact that I know they are female irl as well. I’d like to think we have a little more dignity than that. /sadpanda

  20. Anna,

    Dorri’s been ripping off the offending ears and stomping on them while cursing.

    Unfortunately, I also hang out with a lot of heartless bastards and they do it just to see her get bent outta shape.

    Itanya Blades last blog post..Abstract Sculpture

  21. @Athryn

    You mean if we kick up too much fuss over a little thing like bunny ears, Blizzard might not take us seriously when we complain about important things like the Ulduar nerfs or School of Hard Knocks?

    If you view the bunny ears thing on the spectrum of “real world crimes against women” then obviously it’s trivial and not worth making a fuss about. If you view it on the spectrum of “stuff people complain about in WoW” it’s actually well up there.

    It’s arguably a form of Blizzard-sanctioned in-game sexual harassment. It might not be important compared to starving children in Africa, but I’d argue that it’s very important compared to – say – whether Blizz were right to ban Karatechop over the Martin Fury incident.

    Temitopes last blog post..Self Unbalancing Gameplay

  22. Complete win. Love it. Thank you for eloquently bringing this whole bunny mess up – in character to boot!

    Kimberlys last blog post..Beating a dead bunny

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