Too Many Annas

So the monkeys over at World of Matticus have caught on that I happen to play on an RP server. And not only that, I play on *the* RP server – yes, you know it – Feathermoon, home of …

If a Gnoll in search of augur found a skull inside his lager,
…would it be Hogger’s Noggenfogger?

And…
If Hogger had a boggan set atop his hairy noggin, as he augured in his lager called the Hogger Noggenfogger,
… …

This was given to me by Shugotenshi, who was there at its original telling by Ninquelote, on the Feathermoon server. I did not witness the original telling, but I have so loved this poem that I found it needed to …

(To the tune of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”)

At first I was dazed,
Then I was Mortal Striked,
Kept thinking I would always live
If I could duck and hide
But they’ve made so many mods
For Arathi and

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