Written by | Posted August 4, 2015 – 12:22 pm The Stink Eye, Part II: You remind me of the babe

An old story, reposted here as I’m shaking the mothballs off Ankona and needed an easy way to show people a little bit about the (batshit) things she gets up to. Enjoy, and don’t be too creeped out! It really was a pretty thing, now that she got a good look at it. The polished […]

Archive of ‘ Silly ’
Too Sexy For My Aggro
9 responses - Posted 05.23.08

I’m Too Sexy
Original Lyrics by: Right Said Fred
(to be done properly, this must be sung by a male mage
wearing only a Crimson Felt Hat and Spellstrike Pants)

I’m too sexy for my aggro, too sexy for my …

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The Raider?
7 responses - Posted 05.16.08

raven by madmaven

Once upon a raid night dreary, while I wandered weak and weary,
Over many a long and tedious hall of trash pull bore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at …

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The Essential Oxhorn
6 responses - Posted 05.12.08

(because everyone needs a little silliness on Monday morning sometimes, especially when they wake up to a sick cat and discover that not only has he figured out how to open the dresser drawers, but he’s eaten a hairband.)

Who

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There’s No Business Like Raid Business
6 responses - Posted 04.03.08

(Based on Irving Berlin’s “There’s No Business Like Show Business” from Annie Get Your Gun)

ssc

The gear up, the strat page, the potions, the buffs
The easy boss that lifts you when you’re down
The wiping, the face pulls, …

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