Too Many Annas

I’m Too Sexy
Original Lyrics by: Right Said Fred
(to be done properly, this must be sung by a male mage
wearing only a Crimson Felt Hat and Spellstrike Pants)

I’m too sexy for my aggro, too sexy for my …

Once upon a raid night dreary, while I wandered weak and weary,
Over many a long and tedious hall of trash pull bore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at …

(because everyone needs a little silliness on Monday morning sometimes, especially when they wake up to a sick cat and discover that not only has he figured out how to open the dresser drawers, but he’s eaten a hairband.)

Who …

(Based on Irving Berlin’s “There’s No Business Like Show Business” from Annie Get Your Gun)

The gear up, the strat page, the potions, the buffs
The easy boss that lifts you when you’re down
The wiping, the face pulls, …