Too Sexy For My Aggro
Posted on May 23, 2008 - Filed Under Other stuff, Silly
I’m Too Sexy
Original Lyrics by: Right Said Fred
(to be done properly, this must be sung by a male mage
wearing only a Crimson Felt Hat and Spellstrike Pants)
I’m too sexy for my aggro, too sexy for my aggro,
Aggro’s going to kill me.
I’m too sexy for salvation, too sexy for salvation,
So sexy it hurts.
And I’m too sexy for the Park, too sexy for the Park,
Silvermoon, and Goldshire.
And I’m too sexy for your iceblock,
Too sexy for your iceblock,
No way I’m aggro dancing.
I’m a mage, you know what I mean -
And I throw around some fire in your instance,
Yeah, in your instance, in your instance, yeah,
I throw around some fire in your instance.
I’m too sexy for arcane, too sexy for arcane,
Too sexy’s my name.
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that.
I’m a mage, you know what I mean -
And I throw around some fire in your instance,
Yeah, in your instance, in your instance yeah,
I throw around some fire in your instance.
I’m too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my…
I’m a mage, you know what I mean -
And I throw around some fire in your instance,
Yeah, in your instance, in your instance, yeah
I throw around some fire in your instance.
I’m too sexy for salvation, too sexy for salvation
So sexy it hurts.
I’m too sexy for my aggro, too sexy for my aggro,
Aggro’s going to kill me.
And I’m too sexy for this game.
For more hilarious spoofage of mages and funny songs, check out Dammerung’s extremely well-done “Achy Breaky Sheep“. Also Grizz, over at The Nekkid Cow, presents his theme song “Supercow!”. And Fimlys Presents Bellwether, singing “Mama’s don’t let your Druids grow up to be Moonkins.”
The WoW Blogosphere has had an influx of “srs bsns” this week, hopefully this made you smile - I know I needed it today.
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Hehe that just rocks
Big lol here!
The WoW Blogosphere is full of up and coming lyricists! =P
My boyfriend and I once came up with an “I’m too sexy for my greens, too sexy for my blues” thing when we’d get an epic. XD
Woooooo
I’ve got some other fantastic songs courtesy of someone in my guild that I’ll be posting soon.
Love it. I’m almost tempted to see if I can find a karaoke version of the song and sing it… except that that would cause the universe to destroy itself, so I’d better not.
Stupid can’t sing to save my life-ity!
Perfect! Just want I need, Anna! It is just so great!
One of my favourite mage songs is “Big Blue Dress” http://youtube.com/watch?v=6o4OqUwJKmI
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